ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
A bitchslap is in order.
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