do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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