Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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