just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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