Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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