wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
send nudes
from the living room?
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