Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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