Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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