am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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