Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
