and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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