Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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