I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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