she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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