So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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