just tell him i said nine months
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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