she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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