I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
