so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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