I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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