More tranny stories later!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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