real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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