I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
