Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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