he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i came on her dog
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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