we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
