You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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