yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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