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(218): View more from Minnesota

Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,

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(908): View more from New Jersey

where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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(954): View more from Florida

malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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(716): View more from New York

So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef

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(518): View more from New York

How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.

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(805): View more from California

Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run

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(253): View more from Washington

Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

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