Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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