i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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