does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Randomize
