operation have a gay friend backfired
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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