she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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