So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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