That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Umm I'm too high to move.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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