no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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