You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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