I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Randomize
