i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
kristin has been a bad kristin
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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