why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize