when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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