No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I've blown a few things in my day
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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