I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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