So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
