I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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