Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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