return my video game
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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