Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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