Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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