I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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