having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We have started to decorate penises.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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