another moral hangover. fuck.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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