That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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